I took a nap, but I still feel whiny.
Consider me a possum. I need a friend to pick me up, hold me with a pair of thick gloves while I kick and scratch and bite, until I tire myself out, feed me a cheese doodle, and maybe pet my forehead before letting me back into the writerly wild.
There's so much I need to do to help promote my works. You know, get them out there in the world. Let people know they're there. You know it, right? Who told you? Don't ignore me, answer the question!
Sigh. Well, I've made my attempt at promoting tonight. Look. I'll even put a pic here right at the bottom, sort of sneaky like. Didn't even know it was there, did you? Go ahead. Click the pic. It's a link. That's right, I'm a promoting ninja like that.
Possum ninja. That's right. What every writer must attempt to be.
Madam La Zuray
Hello, darlings, I'm Madam La Zuray, author of dirty books you can't help but fall in love with. I bring the hot and the dirty and everything in between, all in a read you can swallow on your lunch hour. No sense in messing around with perfection.